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Diametrically Ditto

Hey! My name's Bruce, welcome to my blog. I'm 23 and situated in Maine. Things I reblog include: The legend of Zelda, Anime, food, stuff I find funny/cool, supernatural, Dr. Who. Welcome!
Jul 28 '14
thegeek531:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
GAME OVER

Man, Pokemon is a rough game.

thegeek531:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.

GAME OVER

Man, Pokemon is a rough game.

(Source: staydepressed)

Jul 28 '14
penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

Jul 28 '14

(Source: patrickkingart)

Jul 28 '14

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Jul 28 '14

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

Jul 28 '14

hazysilence:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

Legend of Zelda

Jul 28 '14
edwardspoonhands:

pleatedjeans:

via

Just a hint…
Jul 28 '14

guyfsmiley asked:

if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

edwardspoonhands:

Jul 27 '14
moofrog:

So I hear Pokemon shaming is a thing right now. 

moofrog:

So I hear Pokemon shaming is a thing right now. 

Jul 27 '14

flygons:

after having a huge art block all summer, i spontaneously decided to download illustrator, practice more vector art and.. start making pokemon t-shirts. (thanks for the inspiration, keely! ps. you should check out her really cute shirts too while you’re at it)

"i want to be the fairy best” is now for sale for just $20 a shirt on inkster! keep checking back on my blog’s /tagged/tshirts or on my inkster page for more shirt designs in the near future!  ♥