You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?
ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH
You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?
ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH
You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
after having a huge art block all summer, i spontaneously decided to download illustrator, practice more vector art and.. start making pokemon t-shirts. (thanks for the inspiration, keely! ps. you should check out her really cute shirts too while you’re at it)